The song me and Demi !ScarletOHare (https://www.deviantart.com/scarletohare) wrote as we was bored and in a rather strange mood.
On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me, a restraining order.
On the second day christmas my true love sent to me, 2 pounds of sausage meat, and a restraining order.
On the third day of christmas my true love sent to me, 3 ball bags, 2 pounds of sausage meat, and a restraining order.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me, 4 giant tits, 3 ball bags, 2 pounds of sausage meat, and a restraining order.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me, 5 nine inch dildos, 4 giant tits, 3 ball bags, 2 pounds of sausag